I love trolling

I've long had a love affair with trolling, in fact it wasn't called trolling when I began.. I was simply being a "smart-arse". But, how I define what I do is what I refer to as "White Hat Trolling". For those of you who aren't familiar with the term "White Hat", is essentially refers to something that is within the bounds of both ethical and constitutional law. I only ever do it for a bit of fun, and never with malice.

There's a nasty, darker version of trolling out there. Let's call it "Black Hat Trolling". These are the horror stories you read about people posting indecent pictures of kids on missing children's Facebook pages. These are the people that cyber-bully others and convince them to self-harm... sometimes with lethal effect. I completely denounce this form of trolling, and it sickens me to think that there's so many out there that associate with it.

At any rate, my girlfriend constantly refers to me as a troll, and after seeing my 'shop of the Mass Effect cover asked if I could make a Trollface out of my own face for her amusement. As I am not one to waste anything, I figured I might as well post it here.

u mad, bro?

Mass Effect 3 Ending was crap... apparently.

So, everyone's been getting all upset about the ending to Mass Effect 3. I obviously jumped on the bandwagon and created the graphic below, but is it really that bad?

U mad at the ending, bro?

I have a confession: I haven't actually played the game. "But, Cloaker Josh... how can you make fun of a game you haven't even played?! That's not only unfair, but completely unjust!" I hear you scream at this revelation... and I guess I don't really have an answer for that. I'm a bit of a dick sometimes.

Honestly though, I think this raises a question: What right to people have to take to the streets and break windows of small businesses just because they didn't like the way a story ended? I hear that Bioware have actually caved to fan pressure and will be releasing an expanded version of the ending.... what the hell? Do you always get your way, children?

Who thought 'core gamers were so fraking emo?