Thursday, 31 May 2012

Warning labels

In recent years, we've adopted putting warning labels on pretty much everything to protect from litigation. It's reached a point of ridiculousness, almost wherein if a company doesn't write "Don't stab yourself with our knife sets" on their cutlery, they're liable for damages.

I'm sick of this cotton-wool society, and believe that we need to stop coddling the stupider genes and instead need to prevent them from continuing to procreate.

In any case, as a part of the social commentary I whipped up a couple of 'shoops to show that if they have to put warning labels on everything, surely they should focus their attentions to where it would a have the most impact?

In any case, enjoy and don't bother being offended at any of these... It's black comedy. Deal with it.










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  1. A very Darwinian approach, but with better illustrations. I once bought a pillow that folded to become a puppy dog and it had a label on it which said. Warning, this is not a toy, I'm not sure why.

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    "Warning! Most people will find what you're about to write a) completely irrelevant, b) pretentious and self-serving, c) infuriating, d) all of the above."

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